WIND RIVER [2017]

Director: Taylor Sheridan Writer: Taylor Sheridan Stars:  Jeremy Renner, Elizabeth Olsen, Julia Jones, Kelsey Asbille Somewhat experienced with the pen, Taylor Sheridan takes a step up to direct this film in his trilogy of the American… Continue reading

THE ARCHWAY CHRONICLES: CHAPTER XI

As always, constructive criticism is very welcome. Personally, this is my favourite chapter I have transcribed as best I can so far, though it was tough to write as all this happened and… Continue reading

THE ARCHWAY CHRONICLES: CHAPTER X

CHAPTER I CHAPTER II CHAPTER III CHAPTER IV CHAPTER V CHAPTER VI CHAPTER VII CHAPTER VIII CHAPTER IX Having bought the pills not long ago last night, I had originally decided to split… Continue reading

THE BEGUILED [2017]

Directed by Sofia Coppola Written by: Thomas Cullinan (based on the novel by), Albert Maltz (based on the screenplay by), Sofia Coppola Starring: Nicole Kidman, Kirsten Dunst, Elle Fanning Sofia Coppola’s latest film carries… Continue reading

THE VOMIT OF THE UNIVERSE

ATTENTION! This is a test. How long can you listen before you can’t bear it any longer? Well, count yourself lucky! We’ll be taking this 100% improvised pure noise to the stage this… Continue reading

REMINISCING ON GOOD OL’ DAYS: THE ALMIGHTY SHITFEST! –UNFRIENDED [2014]–

Because I can’t seem to write for shit at the moment, here is a…. ‘review’ that I am sure won’t be for everyone. It was part of our dearly beloved and departed Shitfest,… Continue reading

THE ARCHWAY CHRONICLES: CHAPTER IX

The inevitable has happened, and I am now tasking myself with acknowledging the true reason while I still retain the mental capacity. I need to somehow ignore the copious cacophony that is my… Continue reading

PUNISHABLE.BY.DEATH – A ROUGH DEMO

So I have been putting extra effort into my music so I can get my hairy Australian arse on a stage and actually play in front of people. It is a life long… Continue reading

BABY DRIVER [2017]

Directed and Written by Edgar Wright Starring: Kevin Spacey, Ansel Elgort, Jon Bernthal, Jon Hamm, Eiza González, Lily James, Jamie Foxx Edgar Wright’s new film must be one of the most overrated films in recent… Continue reading

DUNKIRK [2017]

Directed and Written by Christopher Nolan Starring: Fionn Whitehead, Damien Bonnard, Aneurin Barnard, Mark Rylance, Tom Hardy, Cillian Murphy, James D’Arcy Is this the best war film ever made? It is certainly the… Continue reading